It’s not like I’m some big cook anyway, but there is one thing I will never, ever do in the kitchen. You will never find me frying anything.
Now that’s not to say that I don’t eat fried food, because it is one of the yummiest things ever invented. I even have a Pinterest board just for fried foods!
There’s just something magical about fried food. Just brings this feeling over you that I can’t explain. That feeling might be your arteries clogging, but still…it’s amazing!
You might be wondering if I love fried food so much why won’t I EVER cook it? It’s because of images like this! *shudder*
When I was younger (heck even to this day) I was always a daddy’s girl. I was basically his little shadow and would be stuck up under him all.the.dayum.time! He was frying something one day (I was about 3) and I happened to walk in the kitchen. Ya know…because I had to be all up in his personal space 24/7. Well a piece of grease popped up out of the pan and got me right in the face. Y’all that’s a good way to get a kid to leave you the heck alone in the kitchen.
Basically I won’t fry anything because of this fear that I’m going to have grease popping all over me. If someone is frying something I’ll stay out of their way and let them do their thing. It’s a real fear and it’s probably for the best since I bake stuff and don’t fry anything.
Now if you want to fry food and invite me over, I will be there with a bottle (or two) of wine to help you eat that food! What’s something you won’t try because of some crazy fear?
I need you to invest in a Fry Daddy and get your life! you!
Michelle you know you love me! LOL Seriously tho I own a fry daddy but I’m STILL not going near that thing! hahaha
LOL!!
I get scared when I have to saute stuff in olive oil, lol … my boyfriend and I did that the other day and the olive oil was starting to pop!
As for other things, hmm … I don’t think I’d ever go skydiving, though it does look fun.
I will probably never go skydiving either! Heck I don’t like rollercoasters much so I can’t see how jumping out of a plane would be any better! LOL
Girl….you ah mess. Lol. You missing out on some good food prepared by you. Hmm…what won’t I do?? Too many to name here. Lol
Peaches is not doing nar bit of frying up in hur! LOL
I feel you. I’m a stove top loving, oven baking, pastry making, skillet sauteing sister, but that frying ALWAYS scares me. The only reason why I do it occasionally now is because I try to be an accommodating wife and he likes his occasional chicken tenders. smh I’m with you, girl!!!
Hubby and I have been together forever and he already knows the deal…LOL!
I was about to say, I know Alisha isn’t giving up no chicken fingers lol. Wow! That must have been a nice burn you got to have built such a primal fear. P.S. This also happened to my sister-in-law, I was cooking chicken wings one day and she went to reach for something near the stove while I was poking the pieces with a fork and “POP!!” – burned the mess out of her hand.
I don’t think I got burned that bad but just that popping sound will send me running LOL
Too funny! I fry every now and then and I get popped each time. I even warn my kids to stay out the kitchen so they don’t get popped lol.
See all that popping would make me nervous and I’m not even in the kitchen with you LOL